A month ago Jack, Matt and I grabbed a very quick bite at a Wendy’s near Atlantic Center in Brooklyn. While quietly feasting on our fries, music played on the restaurant stereo system when I suddenly looked up and locked eyes with Matt, and had a mutual “did you just hear what I heard?” moment….

Yes, yes i did…. “Let me smell your dick” was playing oh so softly over the Wendy’s speakers. Below rapper Riskay’s video. Be sure to hang in there until 2:52 where girl throws i phone over apartment railing. My heart skipped a beat, I swear. Break shit, throw shit, burn shit, bleach shit, just don’t mess with the tech gadgets.