Hi there,

As I have just sat through a Christmas Pageant in a high school auditorium complete with toddlers in sheep costumes, and a camel on wheels, I feel it is my professional obligation to subject you all to some form of torture that is equivalent to what I have just survived.

White gowns!!! Big choirs!!! Painful modulations!!! Full orchestra!!! Behold, the divine experience that is Sandi Patti!!